No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
babies were throwing up all over the place
Im drinking a beer thats called vuuve which is boobs in begian. I think my life is complete.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
I went over to help her build a porch, but we decided that was too much work, so we just got high and watched Scooby Doo
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
Dude I bought a 300 dollar buffalo painting. I'm no longer allowed to take shrooms.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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