He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Hey we need to step our game up. Dad has us beat; he stole a vending machine once.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
Upon further investigation it turns out it wasn't blood, but chocolate frosting from the cupcake I shoved in my pocket to "save for later"
Whoever put the rooster in the elevator is my fucking hero. Who even thinks of that shit?
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
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