since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Got a stripper to howl at my wolf shirt.
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
I know, my friend Erin took me into the bathroom at work and poured pickle juice on me.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
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