ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
i upgraded from drunk texts to drunk e-mails...real world here i come
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
It's barely past noon, how am I already talking about double penetration
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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