think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
he came in the room wearing gloves & rapping while eating a corndog
knight in shining armor
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
The last thing I remember was naked hot tub and taking a shot and using the hot tub water as a chaser. Not acceptable.
Saw the same Luigi I hooked up with last Halloween. Still in his same Luigi costume and scruff that hurt my face
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
My brother is so high right now he's eating frozen peas and called them "fucking delightful"
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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