Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
I feel like the only phrases I can clearly speak while drunk consist of: i'm fucking drunk, chug, and shots
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
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