Whod you bang
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
My New Years Resolution was to get a girl I dont know pregnant. 8 months later I can check that off the list..
I got my parents high. They've been watching spongebob for six hours. You cannot tell me I'm not the favorite
Church boner. Awkwardddd
i'm sitting pantsless eating potato chips and watching porn before he picks me up for our date. I hope he's ready for this...
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I had sex for the second time today and ate an entire bag of alligator jerky on the way home. These truly are the golden years.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I did it on acid. I can cook bacon on any condition
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
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