I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
By the power invested in me i promise you hot wedding sex at my wedding.
he cock-blocks himself, don't try to make excuses for him!
I'm excited I love mornings when I'm not sober
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
PUT DOWN THE JOINT AND STEP AWAY FROM THE TRUSTAFARIAN
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
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