Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
Ask if he wants his tooth back. It's in the freezer. In the box of hotpockets.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Annabeth just got on the bar and slurred something about how she was worried that when she started dating you your penis wouldnt fit. You are one lucky bastard my friend.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I hate having to put a bra on before I go home cuz I have to pretend I actually went to class today
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I just fanned myself with my wet toothbrush to dry my mascara. Wtf
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