His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
I hope to God 2011 is the year I stop loving tequila.
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
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