Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
Have you ever noticed how boring internet porn is after you cum? I can't shut my computer fast enough.
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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