so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
and you fell through a lawn chair
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Oh god it's open bar.
That was my first party and they were so suprised that this little freshman girl was a FUCKING BEER PONG QUEEN.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
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