Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
I'm sorry you were dumb enough to get played by a male cheerleader
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I just had my first boner in 64 days today....glad to find out my fluids are still pumpin
Currently getting "blaow" buzzed into my pubes. How's your thursday?
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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