waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
my roommate would be appalled if she knew how many times i've peed in the kitchen sink
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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