You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
wakey wakey hands off snakey
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
I passed up getting laid last night. It's almost been a YEAR - what the Hell was I thinking, being so choosy??
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
Randomize
