Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
I'm having mini little movies in my head. Like for example. You were talking to a blue whale with jazz man sunglasses, but not the ray charles jazz sunglass. More like sunglasses that are round. Anyway, he has a baguette and stupid french hat. And you , you had your harry potter glasses.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
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