somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I'm too afraid that I'm 1. Banned or 2. Gonna be noticed by the lady bouncer I punched.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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