Moan for me like Helen Keller
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
I would bite a mans dick off for a chocolate milk.
Only real friends lend their restraints to engagedfriends to fool around with married strangers.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
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