The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
i don't know man, last time i saw her she was applying sunblock to her vagina
I think he just caught a duck in mid flight
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
hotelroom bed is big enough to masturbate in, but small enough to not want to sleep in it after you've masturbated in it
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