i was unaware that anal sex sometimes ends with shit on the bed.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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