perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Someone just got kicked out of the mall for being dressed like a giant cat. I feel like this is in your future.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
My liver appreciates your vow of avoiding matrimony
I feel like I'm a car that keeps getting Bacardi 151 instead of fuel
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