I'll pay for our taxi if you let me makeout with the drummer and we don't leave RIGHT when the bassist does.
can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
What do you wear to apply at a strip club?
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
I think I need to expose myself to your dog so he knows that I am also a male.
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
my dry spell has ended & now it's like a tsunami of dick i can't handle it
He told me he felt the only proper thing to do was fuck me to the top of the corporate ladder
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