That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Houston, we have a squirter
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
Of course it may just be the context. A dish of dog food would look lovely next to your breasts.
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
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