Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
she grabed my junk and started making lightsaber noises
I wonder if you could get her in a metal bikini
Someone signed my nipple.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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