i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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