i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
Randomize
