Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
The problem with having a roommate is that you are forced to answer the age old question "Are you okay?"
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
It really hurts to walk. Any idea what happened to my hip?
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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