I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I don't think of it as I'm taking a pole dancing class...its more like I'm making myself recession proof
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Nothing says besties like laying naked in bed hungover arguing over who is getting the pants
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
the bright side of moving is at least my Tinder options will refresh
Explain to me again why I'm doing the walk of shame if we fucked at my house?
I opened the door, threw up on the street, wiped my mouth and flashed a thumbs up to all of the cars behind us and kept on driving
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