I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Apparently Sundays are the worst days for your friends to get their head split open and need stitches...there's only 1 doctor on duty
OMG the post office opened my dildo! "we sincerely regret the damage to your package"
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
She thinks I should try and corrupt him and take his virginity. While I do love virgins, I'm a little too lazy to put in the corruption effort right now. That's a summer kinda job.
the bad thing about being great at twerking is that I'm powerless to stop myself from doing it when I'm drunk and in public.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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