I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I told him I'd have sex with him for fried cheese. Does that make me a hooker or just fat?
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
Dude, I can't even reach my asshole to wipe it. I have a lot more to be thankful for this Thanksgiving.
I can't help you there
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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