actually, I'm a sock model
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I proposed and she said yes man.
You realize the irony of surrendering on independence day, right?
It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Judging that there's a photo of me getting head while sitting on a graveyard tombstone.....not good.
You stood next to him taking HUGE gasps of air in an attempt to second hand smoke his cig because you didn't have one...
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
Awee what are you going to name your new dog?
What dog?
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
I jus want to remember tomorrow how proud I was tonight for wearing my rainbow leggings as a long sleeved shrug I feel like fucking MacGuyver
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
This may be the most redneck thing I've ever said, but I know all there is to know about farting dogs
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