Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
I miss you, too. It's hard to sleep without anything licking my head.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
I don't think I have face palmed that many times in such a short period. And I've worked tech support.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Had sex on your trumpet just an fyi.
Oh god I just had an orgasim riding my bike. I need to get laid pronto.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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