that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Earlier today I was eating cookie dough from a tube, now I'm laying naked next to a hot guy watching Pawn Stars in between orgasms. You really can have it all.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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