my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I just found glass in my funny face pancakes, there's nothing funny about that.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Someone explain why I'm twerking in my bathroom right now before a charity run
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
I may have made out with your roommate and your cousin tonight. In my defense I thought both of them were your cousin.
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