i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
Oh no...did you put star fish over your nipples again?
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