S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
we ran out of wine so you tried to make some by throwing grapes and nail polish remover in a blender.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
Apparently drunk me thinks it's a good idea to put drops of acid in assorted open drinks in the fridge... This should be a fun week.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
Nope. Daytime is texting time. Night time is you send me naked pictures time.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Apparently I'm the last girl he had sex with. That was over a month ago. If he can go that long without sex then he's clearly not the guy for me
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
Alive.
So much puke
You ruined me. I can't stop referring to everything outside as the "no-walls" ever since you showed me that video while I was tripping balls. My speech may be permanently altered for the rest of earth spins
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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