how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
Apparently I gave a guy a hand job on the dance floor. ON THE DANCE FLOOR.
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