I wish facebook had a fuck off button.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
I think the tooth fairy visited me last night... after I chipped my tooth n blacked out, I woke up to my purse filled with cocaine n sequins.
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I can't put those talents on a resume
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
you have 30 seconds to convince me not to grab this guy's crotch in front of his girlfriend
Randomize
