let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
Number of twigs I found in my hair: 5
I was stalking his twitter and saw that he used punctuation in a hashtag. Thank god we didn't work out because I can't be with someone that incompetent
third nipple confirmed
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
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