Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
Since I won't be making love with anyone on a bed of roses this year on Sunday I bought a Mustang to fill the gap
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
My hair tie broke, stole my one-night stands daughters pink sparkly one. BEST hair-tie I have ever used...
The night's not a success unless at least 60% of participants wake up with bite marks on their genitals the next morning.
I don't know what kind of parties you go to, but we should hang out more often.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
