so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
dude what did you give her she's eating her pocket lint
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
Who are you, and why are you in my phone as Elf on the Shelf
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
when part of the plan includes getting high, i usually forget how the rest of the plan goes.
Randomize
