16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
My mom was looking at curtains for me and sent pictures and I had to be like "not the Disney princess pink and purple, more like an acid trip"
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
Sweet. Well pat yourself on the back this penis just burst back into the the game and the vaginas of millions
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
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