i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I have 20 seconds to get my life together and look presentable.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Denis dont give a fuck, Denis drinks out of straws. Denis disregards the fire station & bought 18 fire hoses so he can fight it himself if the farmhouse is on fire.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I just talked with someone about real estate trends in Atlanta then got three blowjobs in a row. Boom.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
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