you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
Just found a shot glass and plan b in my backpack...
Im guessing the shot glass is for plan c?
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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