this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
I don't know what he did but now I'm terrified of mustache rides and it's only movember 3rd
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Randomize