We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
I GOT MY PERIOD!
damn. i had names picked out.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
that is very illegal...i love you.
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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