is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Thank god i puked near the cancer center. makes me look like a chemo patient
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
I woke up this morning next to my computer with Google search results for "how to put out a fire."
I'm very scared to turn around.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
It's a draw. You need to settle it in Smash, Soul Calibur, and/or rock-paper-scissors, the last of which Steve claims is bullshit.
Randomize