I admire a woman who can maintain dignity while puking after too much whiskey
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Last night I watered my lawn and smoked a joint then cooked a steak. I'm really killing this adulthood thing.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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