i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
In retrospect - making it rain salt all over our kitchen was not one of my best ideas.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
I smell like gasoline and adventure.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
I think god invented us with two hands so we can grab an ass and spank it at the same time.
By the way, anytime you want to go toe to toe on Doggystyle lyrics just let me know!
Who is this? Did we just become best friends?!
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
you're hired as official boob wrangler
But how MUCH of an emergency? Like, should I go to the ER now, or can it wait until after the bar crawl?
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