Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Maybe singing about how you'd bang Morgan Freeman to the tune of Single Ladies while holding champagne and a box of Cheerios wasn't the best first impression on his parents
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