The girl I brought home was really impressed with the pile of blow you were doing while watching "Intervention."
I've been reduced to Capt. Morgan and Golden Girls reruns. Ugh.
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
We hooked up. It felt slightly wrong considering he is my foreign exchange student but there's a reason America imports. Foreigners got the goods.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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