well I can't set my house on fire every night
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I tried making the sex a little better this time so right before I blew I yelled "ready or not here I come!"
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm not sure. I have to find the Greeks I was with last night and see if they can explain to me why I can't hear out of my right ear and why I look like I got the shit kicked out of me
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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