Nothing too bad. Lost a stuffed horse on a stick and tore my clothes off. Again.
Didn't tell him I was on my period. Then had to surreptitiously remove some uterine lining from his cock.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
Thank GOD those kids were having a lemonade stand, I didn't have anything to wash down my plan b with.
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
It's not like I'm never gonna put out again. I'm a sure thing. I promise.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
