But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
So I'll spare the details, but I think I discovered I'm lactose intolerant. In my sleep. And you'll be needing new sheets.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
He made a fake guest pass that was just a note card with "I'm here. Me." written in sharpie, and tried to convince the security guard it was real.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
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