im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
Is it obsessive that I keep picking my crazy sex rug burn scab so it leaves a scar I can remember him by?
He was having trouble staying hard then just stopped mid-sex and said "it's overheating" while pointing to his dick.
Oh God! I'm naked from the waist down playing records. Too drunk. I don't even know what to do.
Balls out but with a shirt on. Eating ravioli. I don't know how to deal with this.
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I found him down the block clinging to a light post laughing and crying because a house "looked like it had buck teeth"
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
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