she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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