Fine. I'll sleep in my office
dude they were twins that means they were both only 17
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
apparently i found nail polish and started playing a game i made up called "paint a nail, do a shot"
trying to line up a DD for St Pats Day. i guarantee i will put out. or puke and pass out. really its 50/50 at this point.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
sarah's view on last night: a threesome to make things less awkward. oh, well done.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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