if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
tan lines, throwing up everclear on the beach, doing lifeguards, tequila...summer.
I will never get the visual of you crying while chewing christmas lights out of my head
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Negotiating with my body. We're ok. Violent upheaval is not necessary.
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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