those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I smoked a joint in the bathtub at 8 am then went back to bed
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
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