Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
New level of high: If I could bathe in my salsa right now I would.
A man bought two 40's from me, then asked if I had duct tape. How do people over 50 know about Edward 40hands? It was very weird.
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Turns out Edward 40 hands and life-sized jenga is really hard...Didn't stop you from trying. How is your concussion?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
MY LIFE IS HARD OK. I HAVE TO WAKE UP AT LIKE 10 OR 11 AFTER SMOKIG POT AND PLAYING FALLOUT UNTIL 3
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
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